STEVEN HAWKING WAS KILLED FOR A REASON!

[ross]

Hello, My name is dave im here to bring you a educational explanation of why steven hawkins death was not a mistake.

Starting off. He was about .2 Nanoseconds away from finding the meaning of life/death.

Also, he was paralyzed which made him have lots of time to think about the Illuminati so they killed him.

His mom was a stripper. 

His dad was a stripper.

So that means "you should have gone with alyx"

skr skr skrrrrrrrrrrr

[Eternalll]

Wtf did I just read 

[ross]

Wtf did I just read 

you just read why people cant be too smart or they die because the spooky people dont waant smart people.
or they die. spooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooky

[Tequila]

as the great philosopher Gary Coleman once said, "Watchu Talkin 'Bout???!"

[Snapperkins]

super tweaker status